Things Carter Says

Carter says lots of funny things.  I always mean to write them down and post them, but I almost always forget.  I've made an effort to collect a few things over the last few days though.  Here they are:

• Carter asked a few weeks ago if he could bring his Goofy to school for his nap.  I told him he could and asked if Goofy was going to take a nap in his school bag while he was playing.  Carter proceeded to tell me that that Goofy can't take naps because he isn't real.  I asked if the real Goofy is at Disney World and he told me no, those are just people pretending to be Goofy.  According to Carter, the REAL Goofy is the one on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (the cartoon on Disney Junior).

• Carter often tells me he needs to "Get my exercise out".  He has combined Get my wiggles out and exercise.

• The other day we saw an airplane with a vapor trail and Carter was 100% sure it was a rocket taking off.  There was nothing I could say to change his mind.

• I took the boys to the dentist on Monday for their checkup (it didn't go well - I think both boys were still freaked out by the torturous tick removal the night before).  When the dentist is looking at the kids' teeth, he says he's looking for sugar bugs.  When we were driving on Friday, Carter told me that sugar bugs were biting him and he needed to go home and brush his teeth. 

• Lately Carter says (with A LOT of emotion), "Are you kidding me?!?!?"  Brian and I are trying to figure out where he picked that one up.

• Tonight I told Carter he was so smart after he told me something impressive (I have no idea what it was now).  Anyway, Carter goes on to say, "I'm so smart at lots of things.  I have lots of ideas.  I never run out."